..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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