Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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