Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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