I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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