Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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