im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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