i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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