I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
