Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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