i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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