that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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