were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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