we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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