if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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