My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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