Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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