Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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