So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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