Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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