nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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