i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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