idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize