i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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