I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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