Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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