Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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