everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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