i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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