I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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