We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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