She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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