If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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