So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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