can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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