How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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