i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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