remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize