So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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