Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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