I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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