He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Operation Purity has been aborted
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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