she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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