My hand turned me down
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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