WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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