My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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