Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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