i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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