Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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