what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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