We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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