Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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