He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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