I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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