...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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