evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Im part way to drunk.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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