We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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